Perfectly Poisonous

wennichtanzenwill:

serazienne:

Dear Remy come to Dragon*Con as Ladd Russo.

I’m sure that subject line isn’t as inappropriate in context as it sounds out of context. But since I don’t have the context, I’m going to continue to sit here and chuckle like the mature adult I clearly am.

Anyway. I still need to watch Baccano (I will fix that sooon I swear) but he looks snazzy and his hair is more or less the same colour/cut as Cap’s, so that would work out swimmingly! Also, google images suggests that he either wears a black suit or a white suit; I already have a black suit and I certainly wouldn’t mind having an excuse to get my hands on a white one. I might be able to answer this question myself when I watch it but would the black suit or white suit be better?

I love how I am planning this when I haven’t even started working on my cosplays for Fanime which is… next week. Aaah. DARN YOU GUYS AND YOUR AWESOME!

OH JESUS HA HA HA Loki!Katie is subconsciously forcing her ship on us, I think. But now I really need that subject line on my blog. Thanks for pointing it out. I’m giggling like a five-year-old, here… Can I just screenshot this and attach it to my life like a recommendation on a resume?

And see, this is what should happen! It’ll be perfect. He kills people as a hobby. What’s not to like? We’re slowly (quickly?) sucking you in to our vortex of DragonCon enthusiasm, so don’t try to fight it. Just get your spandex pants and your white suit and come with us. Besides, we’d be lost without our Capsicle!

capncrystal replied to your post: BROWNIES, MOTHERFUCKER.  Gonna go get chocolate…

WEAPONIZED DIABETES

You make these sandwiches, with two chocolate iced brownies turned icing inwards and a thick layer of Cool Whip in the middle, and you hand them out to your friends, and BAM! No insulin for you, bitchtits. You have diabetes. 

BROWNIES, MOTHERFUCKER. 

Gonna go get chocolate icing tomorrow. Gonna whip up brownies and ice them and then cover them in whipped cream. I call it weaponized diabetes!

“Yeah, I’m not gonna sleep any time soon, so I’ll be doodling schematics and looking at some materials with melting temperatures in the right range.”

“Uh-huh. Well, I’m going to bed. I have work in the morning.”

“‘kay.”

“Oh, god, black coffee? Really? At midnight? And a donut? That’s disgusting. I thought you were trying to eat healthy.”

“It’s a mini donut! Mini! That’s as healthy as it gets.”

“Yeah, yeah. Goodnight.”

And then I sat here, playing with wiring ideas while Eric drifted off next to me, and realized that this was a golden opportunity to call him Pepper Potts. 　

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